LabraTalk

Narutarded LabraDORK

2008-08-03T18:50:42Z

Haha, my sis caught me on her webcam while I was putting on my new Naruto Ninja Headband. Laugh if you must...

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So, who's going to Elliot's get-together?

2008-08-02T20:28:30Z

I am :O
I don't need to hear some crap about, "Oh, I hate Elliots, it sucks!" I'm going because it's all I got, since Megaplex has already ended .-.
So who's going?
Also, Fuji, yer gonna hafta pick me up, since I can't use the car that weekend ><;

Grumpy Old Men

2008-07-30T03:11:12Z

So, like, I was at work today, and I just got my dinner. It was a meat stromboli and I walked into the dining room. There were two old guys sitting off to the side, eating their food and minding their own business.
So I sit down and i'm about to dig in, when I hear off to my side, "Didn't you eat yesterday??" ... now, if you know me, you'll know i'm a pretty big guy. So I was, like, (did he just SAY that!?!?). But I decide to humor him, replying, "...why yes, i did eat yesterday!"
He then says, "I didn't know you ate EVERY day!".
Clearly, this guy was bein' a dick, but I decided to respond with, "Well, don't you? All of the young people today are doing it! I guess i'm just a slave to the trends!"

The old guy just turned and went back to his food.
*fist thrust!* Labby: 1 Old Fogey: 0
XD

You think YOU'RE psycho?

2008-06-05T06:17:54Z

Stolen from Wolfgang

2008-05-30T04:45:51Z

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Okay, REAL new job

2008-05-29T18:07:07Z

I'm working at my grandma's pizza place: New York Pizza, on International Speedway Blvd. on the beach-side of Daytona Beach, as a pizza delivery dog.

I make good money. They tip well!

NEW JOB NEW JOB NEW JOB

2008-05-21T01:36:41Z

I have one
Fweeeeeeeeee

...And i'm moving back to Daytona Beach to keep my job tomorrow, until Dad and mom decide to move into their new house, where i'll be living in then!

I'm working for a company called Vector, who handles Cutco cutlery products.

I basically demonstrate the knives and sell them.
Woopah.

They're badass knives, too. The frickin' butter knife CUT THROUGH LEATHER
o3o

ALSO, the kitchen scissors CUT MY PENNY IN HALF

Hello Job...?

2008-05-19T23:14:07Z

So, let's see... Today I saw Prince Caspian... I loved it, cause teh mousie was so cute and.... stuff :D

Anywho, that's not the real reason i'm making this... though I did spend close to $100 that I recieved from my Aunt to buy myself some new, decent clothes and pants and the like, for a very good purpose:

Tomorrow at around 1pm, I have an interview with a place called Vector, which is a housewares selling corporation. Hopefully I can get a position as a sales associate, and I can finally begin working!!
I'm so excited!! :D

Maybe things will finally start going well for me. *crosses his fingers!*

My bid for World Domination

2008-05-19T16:36:45Z

My bid for world domination
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Why you did it
Your lair
Your hideous secret weapon
Your favourite colour

Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant	svxkitty
Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes	ollisbear
Your perverted scientific genius	hiro_judgement
You cordon bleu chef	zero_whitefang
Lieutenant with serious moral qualms	bloowuff
Number of countries subverted	2


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Moving!

2008-05-18T21:55:51Z

Well, not really moving from here, but I AM moving to Port Orange in another two months.

Oh yeah, it'll be great! We're going to be living on a new development called Coquina Cove that's just on the inland side of I-95. The house is okay, I suppose. It's pretty much a duplex, but they're two separate houses... but attached at the hip. Like a siamese twin house XP
It's nice. Two stories, three beds, two and a half bath's, a good sized back yard... it'll be great, and we'll be close to civilization!!!!! O_O

Just felt like saying something in my LJ, since I've been pretty neglectful of it ^_^;;
Anyhow, hope you are all doing alright!

Labby

Furry Meme

2008-04-06T21:47:19Z

Okay, here's something I got from FurAffinity... was bored and thought i'd post it here o3o

[]I have gone looking for porn of Digimon
[]I have gone looking for porn of Pokemon
[]The smell of wet dog excites me
[x]I have at least one plushie of an animal
[]I believe I have some spiritual connection to it
[x]I bought condoms that I never use
[]I find My Little Ponies sexy
[x]I can't love just one person
[]I can't love someone who isn't a furry
[]I hate 4chan
[]I hate 4channers
[]I like the porn on 4chan
[]I've once accidentaly gone to 4chan when trying to type fchan
[x]I've looked at porn
[x]I've cybered with someone
[x]I've cybered with someone, while looking at porn
[]I refer to assholes as tail holes
[]Boobs are unatractive to me unless they're fluffy
[]I've gotten a stiffy from watching animal planet
[x]I've met someone then asked to cyber with them within 5 minutes of saying Hi
[]I've cybered over text messages
[]I've gotten horny while watching Tom and Jerry
[x]I've drawn a penis
[]I've drawn a vagina
[I've drawn a penis in a vagina
[x]I've drawn two penises
[]I've drawn two vaginas
[I've drawn more than one penis and vagina in a picture
[x]I have a fursona
[x]I have many fursonas
[x]I've cybered with one of my fursonas
[]I've cybered with all of my fursonas
[x]I've tried drawing my fursona
[]I refer to cybering as "yiff"
[]I've been to a furry convention
[]I've had sex at a furry convention
[x]I like fursuits
[]I have a fursuit
[]I'm saving up to get a fursuit
[x]I call non-furries "humans"
[]I was an otaku
[]I am an otaku
[]I've been called a furfag
[]I find anthros more attractive than humans
[x] I've caused drama
[x] I deal with the drama of others every day
[x] I have asked another local furry to hang out but have abandoned, or been abandoned at the meeting place, because "something came up"
[x] I have watched Robin Hood because I find the Sherrif, Little John, or Robin Hood "easy on the eyes" (or all three)
[x] I know what Kaiketsu Zorori is

[x] You're a furry

Well, that last one was obvious XD
Anywho, hope you enjoy this little slice of....um...pointlessness
:D
~Mr. Labrador

Good Afternoon!

2008-03-29T19:14:08Z

Howdy do, everyone?
Just wanted to get on and update. I'm definitely going to try and post here a lot more often. Might devote some time to it every day!
Oh boy, i'm sure you all want to hear me complain about my needs 8D!

Anywho, today was pretty uneventful. I just discovered that dad changed the password on the computer AGAIN... If any of you have known me for a while, you'd probably know that my father has this uncanny ability to make everything for me 100x harder and more stressful than it has to be. So yeah, i'm stuck being my father's Yes-Man until he decides to 'trust' me once again.
What's even worse (though, probably not that bad), is that my folks are going away for tomorrow and Monday to Epcot D:
*flails!*
I've only been there, like, once, and when I was 7 years old!
A part of me really wanted to go, but they didn't feel like paying for me, even though they know i'm unemployed... *sigh*
Speaking of which, job-hunting is going by alright. I've got a couple of leads back at Wal Mart, but i've also applied to the gym that dad likes to go to, to be a Supervisor in the Children's Gym.
I love kids!
But I get the feeling that, if I decide to take that job, i'll learn just how evil and demonic those little gremlins can be (probably because their parents are too busy exercising to pay their kids any attention..blagh!)...
I've been watchin' a lot of Food Network, in my spare time. I find that Ace of Cakes is probably my favorite show! Is there ANYTHING Charm City Cakes can't create??

On a food-related note, i'm back up to 340lbs, as well, as i've stated on my Fur Affinity journal. Also, my folks have noticed that i've been eating a lot more, as well, considering most of the groceries don't seem to make it past the first week. *hmm*....
The mice ate them?
:D

I could go for a burger... Man, my parent's haven't gone food shopping in over a week... All they ever buy are Smart Ones TV dinners...they're all crap, and they never buy any real food! Can't cook anything, cause there's NOTHING to cook!
ARGH!
*dies*

Anywho, I think that's it...

God bless you for actually reading everything :D
~Mr. Labrador
<3

OW...TONGUE

2008-03-28T21:21:10Z

I should've waited a few minutes before digging into my satay chicken
;_;
*brushes his tongue off* Ow... I can't taste anything DX
*cries!*

G'day, LJ

2008-03-28T18:18:52Z

Welp, it's me, Mr. Labrador, to whomever it may concern...
I'm just sitting here, probably gotta get ready to go, but I wanted to give LJ one last shot, with the whole journal thingy.
Yeah ^^;